manxome

the galaxy is on orion’s belt

when you grow up

halfwaycinema

defending the earth from the scum of the universe

There’s always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they Do… Not… Know about it

noisy cricket get wicked on ya

Now that’s the worst disguise ever. That guy’s gotta be an alien.

Elle: Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game.
Jay: All right, let’s put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He’s from that planet.
Elle: Rodman? You’re kidding.
Jay: Nope.
Elle: Not much of a disguise.

You’re a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don’t exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You’re no longer part of the System. You’re above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We’re “them.” We’re “they.” We are the Men in Black.